newsMASH
New Series of fantasy news coverage inspired by current events and people in the public eye. First few below – enjoy! Will be updated regularly as news tends to be quite regular.
Behind Closed Doors, Nick Wears the Trousers. Coalition has never looked Dirtier.
Colin Barrow quits, and parking plan scrapped. Strippers, club owners, restaurant owners, and everyone else win. BOOM.
‘The Levenson Inquiry – It’s a Dirty Business but Someone’s Gotta Do It.’
‘She’d Do Anything For Love. But She Won’t Do That.’
‘Rebecca Brooks Goes Back In Time and Becomes a Russian Peasant in 1846 and Finds Satisfaction in Manual Labour’
‘Sarah Palin Becomes President in 2020. As the World Falls into Darkness and the Sun Turns to Ash, the Golden Year of 2012 Becomes and Dim Memory in This Dark and Violent Land.’
